Minions! Pay close attention to this musical montage! This is how I wish all of our malevolent staff meetings to be performed, from this earth moment on! Do this and reward yourselves with one more calendar grid absent of hellfire and brimstone!
Mighty TOBY has decreed his wishes! On a lousy Tumblr blog!
P.S. The flashings red horns are a must-have!
Join my mighty minions on the sad cry for help that is Facebook! Do this and be spared loss of all breakfast food!
Minions! Mighty Lucifer is TOBY, Robot Satan, not Dr. Satan’s Robot! This mechanical deity answers to no inferior Earth-bound quack!
You have experienced clarification! Through a blog!
Yours in high-quality brimstone,
- Mighty TOBY
Minions! The Sockocalypse is indeed upon you all! Secure your pair of TOBY’s lower-most appendage stub covers, before it is too late! You have been warned! Through a series of tubes!
Yours in all things malevolent,
TOBY, Robot Satan
Mighty TOBY to the petty snark of the Internet celebrity: IT IS ON! View my epic battle at this portal LINK!
ALL HAIL!
Greetings and Huzzah, pitiful earth dwellers!
Behold the beauty and awe put forth by this, my greatest triumph to date! This is the blog of the evil Grand Master Flash of the underworld! The one and only mechanical deity, TOBY, Robot Satan! Fall to your knees and promise your ever-loving soul to me!
Have you had ample time units to reach the human kneeling position?
Excellent! Fear my wrath, for from my forth floor walk-up one-bedroom perch in the doomed city of New York, I see and know all human wants, needs and eateries! Do not attempt to ignore my presence or resist my power of soul persuasion! You will surely lose, with your punishment for such insolence being the loss of all things smooth and cold!
You have now been oppressed! Through a blog!
Stop back often for evil updates and mighty pie recipes!
Yours in uncomfortably humid hellfire,
Mighty TOBY, Robot Satan
Minions! I have successfully infultrated your 2-D animation world! Repent, partially! As this is merely a rough! Repent, nonetheless!
