Minions! Minionize!

Repent! For I am TOBY, Robot Satan, the mechanical ruler of all souls! All will soon join my might army of crispy-fried darkness! Mighty TOBY has spoken! Through a blog!

Nov 14 ’11

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Mighty TOBY has spoken! Through cyberspace!