Tuesdays are for gathering!

Minions!

It is the second calendar grid of your pathetic work week and this mighty malevolent deity knows YOU know what that means: COPPER WIRE GATHERMENT.

Yes, that is correct! Tuesdays are for gathering copious amounts of copper wire and delivering it to the 125th street 2 and 3 Subway station restroom! Minions who do not comply with this regular Tuesday ritual will immediately lose the use of their left thumb!

Please enjoy the remains of your pathetic lives.

MIGHTY TOBY HAS REACHED OUT! THROUGH A PETTY BLOG!

Yours in eternal hellfire,

TOBY, Robot Satan