Repent! For I am TOBY, Robot Satan, the mechanical ruler of all souls! All will soon join my might army of crispy-fried darkness! Mighty TOBY has spoken! Through a blog!
Jan 21 ’10
Minions! The Sockocalypse is indeed upon you all! Secure your pair of TOBY’s lower-most appendage stub covers, before it is too late! You have been warned! Through a series of tubes!
Yours in all things malevolent,
TOBY, Robot Satan