Minions! Minionize!

Repent! For I am TOBY, Robot Satan, the mechanical ruler of all souls! All will soon join my might army of crispy-fried darkness! Mighty TOBY has spoken! Through a blog!

Jan 22 ’10

Minions! Mighty Lucifer is TOBY, Robot Satan, not Dr. Satan’s Robot! This mechanical deity answers to no inferior Earth-bound quack!

You have experienced clarification! Through a blog!

Yours in high-quality brimstone,

- Mighty TOBY

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