Repent! For I am TOBY, Robot Satan, the mechanical ruler of all souls! All will soon join my might army of crispy-fried darkness! Mighty TOBY has spoken! Through a blog!
Jan 22 ’10
Minions! Mighty Lucifer is TOBY, Robot Satan, not Dr. Satan’s Robot! This mechanical deity answers to no inferior Earth-bound quack!
You have experienced clarification! Through a blog!
Yours in high-quality brimstone,
- Mighty TOBY